Saturday, January 27, 2007

The Cult of Chuck

You must know that as Dorks, we adore the Cult of Chuck. Jen would like to add that the Irreverent Antisocial Intellectual can probably fill in for Chuck at anytime.

Not familiar witht the cult of Chuck?
Here are some examples:

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be “Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick.”
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn’t dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.
If You Have 5 Dollars And Chuck Norris Has 5 Dollars… Chuck Norris Has More Money Than You.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


crse said...

Ok all the cult of chuck stuff comes from jen! Im so not that dorkool....

Irreverent Antisocial Intellectual said...

Jay-sus. I've been labeled a Chuck Norris back-up.
I better dust off my Action Jeans.

Nice idea for the site. If I were any kind of dork, I'd say add my non-MomBot ass ... but alas, I know jackshit about any of it.

But hey, I'll gladly kick ass for us. Just call me the enforcer ... or The Equalizer ... he rocked, does that qualify me as dorky? I thought that was badass ... oh well.

Good luck!