Friday, June 15, 2007

Okay, it needs to be addressed.

*****This post is not for the faint of heart*****

It has been brought to my attention that Dork is an old whaler's term for this.


Zig, I thought you'd appreciate that fact.

There are also sites de-bunking this as an urban legend, but nobody said it was a scientific term.


If that thing is pre-hensile, I'm gonna be REALLY grossed out.

(I put up the Dorksignal for myself, because I just googled "dork, Whale Penis")

15 comments:

ZigZagMan said...

LOL......yes...this is true......a whale penis is a dork, if you'd like I unsurprisingly have an archive of these pics.....:)

I don't know if it's true or not....but was told that the proper term was the penis of a sperm whale.....but this could be myth!! LOL

Factor 10 said...

LOL

That's why we love you, Zig.

You take the job of big ole perv seriously.

ZigZagMan said...

most of the pics were emailed to me by my ummmmmm friends after I was awarded my title!!!!! lol

2 words......can....adians!!! lol

Bunny said...

We had a guy who worked for my family in the 80s named Dirk and we all called him Dork and mom insisted we stop. My mother told us then that "dork" was slang for penis when she was in high school and college in the 50's and 60's. We didn't quite understand how this really made a difference in whether we should call Dirk a dork, but whatever. It was her ice cream shop.

Rachel said...

Damn, that thing is so big there's only one thing I can say: its a "whale" of a penis!

*cackles*

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Ash said...

I think I may be the only Jew is the group. I should have warned ya'll that Dork is sometimes thought to be Yiddish for Whale's penis, but I've become so assimilated that I didn't think to warn you about that. It actually is not yiddish though. Shmuck on the other hand does in fact mean Dick, jerk or asshole. (only in american yiddish though)

Mert said...

DUDE! I don't know what is more disturbing... the guy in the wet suit holding the ginourmous Mr. peepers, or the whale that is enjoying wet suit guy holding his Mr. Peepers.

Or the fact that i keep saying Mr. Peepers. ;)

I found out about 10 years ago what dork "allegedly" meant, and called my brother Ben immediately and asked him to guess what i had really been calling him all those years. :D

ZigZagMan said...

I must make a mental note to never start a blog called scmuckbloggers...........:)

Rodrigo said...

Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.

carrieparker said...
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carrieparker said...

was that foreign Spam?

I wonder if Zig has any OTHER penises (penii?) archived. Because .. I saw a bat's dork over the weekend and .. it was vaguely disturbing.
Why yes, I did take pics.... why do you ask?

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