Oh, the shame.

I have a secret to confess.

I really can't believe I'm going to tell you this.

Kristy, my world music loving friend, you should look away. I'm about to expose the shallow end of my musical gene pool.

I need to quit stalling.

Friends, all two of you still reading this FB orphaned blog, I have a weakness.

A prediliction, if you will.

I've tried to stop. I've tried immersion therapy in the good stuff, trying to cleanse my palate. (Jeebus, is that spelled right?)

But...but...I kind of, um, well, I may have spent more money on bad euro pop than on anything with a guitar in it. Music seems like such an indulgence, and because my tastes are sort of thrash-y I tend to leap at anything lighter.

Which is how I ended up with:

Robbie Williams

Lilly Allen

and

Freaking Lou Bega (Oh, the shame)

I also purchased my first Madonna album as she was going through her cowboy/Ali G phase.

Blogger's having seizures, I can't title this. Just click the text box for random (sometimes eerily appropriate) slogans.

Things you should know:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dorkblogggers!

1. Dorkblogggers are black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Dorkblogggers.
3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Dorkblogggers.
4. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Dorkblogggers!
5. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Dorkblogggers.
6. Dorkblogggers can be seen from space!
7. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Dorkblogggers.
8. Olive oil was used for washing Dorkblogggers in the ancient Mediterranean world.
9. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Dorkblogggers!
10. Dorkblogggerology is the study of Dorkblogggers.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

See? There are Dorks everywhere...

Sorry guys- I find these generators and I just can't help myself.

This IS my Saturday night.