Welcome to Our world!

What do you do if you are MORE than just a Mommy (or not a mommy at all), but less than the web definition of a geek (you know all the words to the Star Trek intro, but nothing about javascript or any other code)?

You, my friend, may be a DORK.

But Jen, you ask, why do I need to be put into a box at all?

If you want blog traffic, they want to know who you are and what you stand for--I can't help you with that. But if you want a cool button to proudly proclaim your dorkiness, I am working on one...

Please leave all suggestions for graphics in comments, but let's not get, um, graphic.

'Kay?

I was thinking a unicorn might be a nice dorky start, but hit me with some alternatives, because I may not be THAT much of a dork.