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Bring out Yer DORK! Bring out Yer DORKK!!!

Friends, it's that time again.




The contest last time was exhausting, and frankly, this puppy snuck up on me. So we'll just call this a Dorkk Off. Share a dorky story, and leave a link to it in the linky box below. This time around, we'll automatically add you to our dorkroll in the sidebar for participating, and we don't care if it's fresh dork. Link to your favorite post about the time you walked into something or accidentally flashed your in-laws.

Have fun with it, and warn us if it's got adult content or your site is not safe for work, pleaase!





Um, one upsmanship is encouraged.

Blogger's having seizures, I can't title this. Just click the text box for random (sometimes eerily appropriate) slogans.

I heart dorkiness in all forms.

This stuff is so cool.

I am, unfortunately, too techno impaired to get a picture directly onto this blog to show you.

Story of my life...

Okay, it needs to be addressed.

*****This post is not for the faint of heart*****

It has been brought to my attention that Dork is an old whaler's term for this.


Zig, I thought you'd appreciate that fact.

There are also sites de-bunking this as an urban legend, but nobody said it was a scientific term.


If that thing is pre-hensile, I'm gonna be REALLY grossed out.

(I put up the Dorksignal for myself, because I just googled "dork, Whale Penis")

Things you should know:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dorkblogggers!

1. Dorkblogggers are black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Dorkblogggers.
3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Dorkblogggers.
4. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Dorkblogggers!
5. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Dorkblogggers.
6. Dorkblogggers can be seen from space!
7. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Dorkblogggers.
8. Olive oil was used for washing Dorkblogggers in the ancient Mediterranean world.
9. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Dorkblogggers!
10. Dorkblogggerology is the study of Dorkblogggers.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

My Honey says this confirms my Dorkk Status.

I love this list.

He may be right.

I tried to pick a favorite.

I think I know mine--what's yours?